I let Kana out, then popped up to the barn to check on the horses and donkey (there are some equine issues which I will have to post about later). As I was up with the horses, I heard quite a commotion and noticed that Kana was jumping into Big Fat Pond. I walked down, expecting to see Kana chasing a rat, mouse, rabbit, etc..., but it was not a rat, mouse, rabbit, opossum, or anything of the ilk. What I found was this:
Not knowing Kana's intentions, I picked up the little kitten, and he promptly sunk his vicious kitten fangs into my pinky finger. His face looked something like this whilst biting me:
So it looks like I'm the new guardian of a small, blue-eyed, long-haired, grey tabby kitten... with sharp kitten teeth. A quick investigation revealed that he is a boy kitty, about 6 weeks old or so.
Things got off on a bad foot, but we are becoming fast friends. Currently, I'm considering the following names:
Chairman Meow Tse-tung
Charlie
Special Agent Jack Bauer
Velo
Jean-Clawed Van Damme
Jean-Clawed Van Damme
Bitey McFurpants
James Van Der Beek
(rejected: David Our-Cat)
Feel free to pick your favorite or even make suggestions. Winner might get a new cat!
1 comment:
You could use one of the things I say often to my cats in place of a name: "just back off" "reeelaaaxxxx" "stop that" "jesus christ" (popular name in many contexts, apparently) "wtf are you doing" "run off now" "you vicious bastard" "you dirty thing" or a simple "no no no no no" ... it's actually a long list, but perhaps that's a start
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